youhaveadarkheart:

kimjongillbeats:

wonderwheels:

elastic-bands:

image

how the fuck…..

i reblogged this while watching it

what

(Source: sxirei)

the-sharpie-klepto:

hereticalpariah:

Whenever I’m sad, I’ll always go back to this.

Actual homestuck panels everyone

makeoutinheaven:

dunebat:

coldswarkids:

edwardspoonhands:

thelegendofkungjew:

doxian:

d-dinosaur:

rknjl:

newvagabond:

NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE.

NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE.  LIVE.

URGGA. ROU GRAAURH. RUH.
<SMACKS HANDS ON WALL WITH PAINT.>

NO ‘HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS’ …USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN
EAT YOUR MOM’S CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE
PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA
SURVIVE

NO “MULTICELLULAR TRAITS”….. USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA
REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOU’RE YOUR OWN PARENT
PRETEND IT’S 2BYA
EVOLVE

NO “LIFE.” USE FUNDAMENTAL PHYSICAL FORCES TO FORM SPHERICAL OBJECTS REVOLVING AROUND ONE ANOTHER IN SPACE. 
FUSE HYDROGEN INTO HELIUM USING GRAVITATIONAL PRESSURE TO PRODUCE HEAT AND LIGHT. 
PRETEND IT’S 4.5BYA.
STABILIZE INTO EQUILIBRIA

NO “MATTER”.  EXIST IN THE VOID WITHOUT PURPOSE OR MEANING.
THERE IS NO “YOU”, ONLY THE VAST CONCEPT OF NOTHING.
TIME DOES NOT EXIST.
BE.

Wow.

I feel like something really important just happened

makeoutinheaven:

dunebat:

coldswarkids:

edwardspoonhands:

thelegendofkungjew:

doxian:

d-dinosaur:

rknjl:

newvagabond:

NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE.

NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE.  LIVE.

URGGA. ROU GRAAURH. RUH.

<SMACKS HANDS ON WALL WITH PAINT.>

NO ‘HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS’ …USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN

EAT YOUR MOM’S CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE

PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA

SURVIVE

NO “MULTICELLULAR TRAITS”….. USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA

REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOU’RE YOUR OWN PARENT

PRETEND IT’S 2BYA

EVOLVE

NO “LIFE.” USE FUNDAMENTAL PHYSICAL FORCES TO FORM SPHERICAL OBJECTS REVOLVING AROUND ONE ANOTHER IN SPACE. 

FUSE HYDROGEN INTO HELIUM USING GRAVITATIONAL PRESSURE TO PRODUCE HEAT AND LIGHT. 

PRETEND IT’S 4.5BYA.

STABILIZE INTO EQUILIBRIA

NO “MATTER”.  EXIST IN THE VOID WITHOUT PURPOSE OR MEANING.

THERE IS NO “YOU”, ONLY THE VAST CONCEPT OF NOTHING.

TIME DOES NOT EXIST.

BE.

Wow.

I feel like something really important just happened

(Source: agirlandhisplatypus)

Fucking Howard the Duck?

— Everyone who waited through the credits of Guardians of the Galaxy (via thatmovieguydoe)
morganida:

hitchhiking

morganida:

hitchhiking

just-a-random-nerd:

spammingf5:

just-a-random-nerd:

just-a-random-nerd:

spammingf5:

babybluestocking:

raikagay:

remember like 2 years ago when christmas stopped feeling like christmas for some reason

This post creeps me out because it is absolutely true
WHAT HAPPENED TO CHRISTMAS

santa died

Public Service…

Wait, that’s sand you put in my stockings? Not the crushedup dreams of humanity?

nope i put that in your presents. the sand is a decoy

Dammit. I must be more careful. Next you’ll be telling me the salt in the cupcakes was you as well, you fiend.

just-a-random-nerd:

just-a-random-nerd:

spammingf5:

babybluestocking:

raikagay:

remember like 2 years ago when christmas stopped feeling like christmas for some reason

This post creeps me out because it is absolutely true
WHAT HAPPENED TO CHRISTMAS

santa died

Public Service…

Wait, that’s sand you put in my stockings? Not the crushedup dreams of humanity?

nope i put that in your presents. the sand is a decoy

just-a-random-nerd:

So, I wrote smut about eating a pancake. I’m sure sure why. But because I like disturbing people, here it is. First I nibble around the edges, just to see how you react. Then nibble a bit harder. Then I run my tongue all across you, licking up all that sweet syrup and watching you squirm. Then I…

wow

jaclcfrost:

bare minimum? i thought you meant bear minimum. as in the smallest amount of bears possible. which is why i brought one bear. there’s one bear. aka. the smallest amount of bears possible. i mean this is a problem but at least it’s not like. bear maximum

just-a-random-nerd:

spammingf5:

babybluestocking:

raikagay:

remember like 2 years ago when christmas stopped feeling like christmas for some reason

This post creeps me out because it is absolutely true 
WHAT HAPPENED TO CHRISTMAS

santa died

Public Service Anouncment. The blog known as spammingf5 is run by The Grinch. He will ruin your fun and replace your enjoyment with sand. Have a nice day. And also follow him so that he might not kill me for exposing him.

It is true i am The Grinch. my cover has been blown and i can no longer put sand in your stockings. also follow tumblr user just-a-random-nerd for more amazing deductions and so that i can kill him and frame you for it

babybluestocking:

raikagay:

remember like 2 years ago when christmas stopped feeling like christmas for some reason

This post creeps me out because it is absolutely true 
WHAT HAPPENED TO CHRISTMAS

santa died

serkey:

socialist-butterfly:

Okay I’ve read all the plot summaries and descriptions people can throw at me and I thought I understood it but now I seriously have to ask

what is Homestuck

(Source: myloish)

togamisfatrolls:

magikmutant:

chaz-gelf:

askgamerandfriends:

The Stanley Parable, a game about choice and massive sarcasm.

Everyone needs to play The Stanley Parable at least once. It is a wonderful game and this photoset only conveys a small amount of the wonderfulness contained within.

This game is messed up let me tell you. Messed up, but good.

I played every ending (except Art) of this. Truly my favorite gaming experience of the year.

(Source: equestrianrepublican)